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Robin Hood and his coq
OFFICIAL BIRD OF BAD DECISIONS

$COQ

Robinhoods Coq. He takes from the rich. The rooster takes the rest. Fair.

Robinhood: “Buy stocks.”
Us: “Buy Coq.”
The market: “why is there a leash”

BUY THE DAMN COQ
Contract on Robinhood Chain 0x11273454E8Ee5220c62C3936d8DAe4C19622a028

Cheers to the bag. The bag did not cheer back.

He’s got the cigar. You’ve got hope. Someone is lying.

Game day. Team colors: red shirt, green hat, no exit plan.

WHAT IS THIS

A little outlaw and a giant rooster in a COQ shirt. That is the thesis. That is the audit. That is the community call.

UTILITY

Crows. Looks expensive. Makes fried-chicken jokes illegal in the group chat. Possibly lucky. Unverified.

TOKENOMICS

1 rooster. 1 leash. Infinite cope. If it dumps, the bird still looks handsome. That is the yield.

ROADMAP (DRAWN IN CRAYON)

  1. Phase 1: Put a bird on it.
  2. Phase 2: Drive the bird around like we made it.
  3. Phase 3: Tailgate until the chart feels like a sport.
  4. Phase 4: Casino. Cigar. “this is fine.”
  5. Phase 5: The coq buys Robinhood. Or a hot dog. Same energy.

OFFICIAL COQ RULES

  1. This is a meme. You can lose every dollar. The rooster does not care.
  2. Not affiliated with Robinhood, chickens, or anyone who files taxes on time.
  3. Do not ask what the leash is for. Some questions ruin the bit.
  4. If you need a whitepaper, look at the shirt. It says COQ.
  5. Buy stocks if you want. Buy coq if you want to be interesting.